What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Can you share a lesson that you learned later in life and how it has impacted your current lifestyle, mentality, or attitude?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

What did Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts do wrong in Sweden?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you think Keir Starmer is the "party of hope" in the UK?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Ipsam commodi repudiandae aliquid.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Xbox finally reveals handheld console after decade of speculation - BBC

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What do the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz campaign ads following Taylor Swift's endorsement mean?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

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They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors