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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:16

No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
What did Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts do wrong in Sweden?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Ipsam commodi repudiandae aliquid.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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What do the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz campaign ads following Taylor Swift's endorsement mean?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors